simplypotterheads:

You seem a little…stiff.

fandomstucknipplelicker:

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor

iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

allonsy-to-pigfarts:

ernmacarstairs:

The closest thing we have to parental supervision on here is John Green but I don’t think he counts

loverbolin:

lionturtlee:

 

who

heavymetallecturemonster:

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

timelords-sherlock-andmusic:

Remember when Ten was jealous of a cat

That was a good scene 

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

skeptikhaleesi:

Some interesting info: This is very reminiscent of the Baby X experiments, in which it was discovered that people reacted differently to a baby’s behavior depending on whether or not they believed the baby to be male or female.  People were asked to watch a video of a baby reacting to a startling image (a Jack-in-the-box popping up), and describe the baby’s emotional state.  When people believed the baby to be female, they described the baby as being scared and upset; when they thought the baby was male, they perceived the baby to be angry.  This was very telling, as it showed that literally identical behavior could be construed differently based on the perceived gender of the subject.

buttlicked:

There are tears coming from my eyes

insane-clever-title-goes-here:

sEnd help

love-is-a-science:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

rybackrulez:

HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE 

SEA COW

why is sea cow weird

its a manatee you uneducated fuck

holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it’s literally translated sea cow

that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened 

thank you, i didn’t want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.

i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends

This is literally the most civil ending to a “you uneducated fuck” comment I have ever seen.

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”